Textplanation

What is Textplanation?

a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.

Girl 1:

Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

See text, missed call

To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.

The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.

See reason, justification, report, explain

Oephps

1. one-eyed purple-headed protien-slinger dude I am about to pull the swanzinger with my OEPHPS See swanzinger, spodge, gurgle, sexecutio..

Zerai

1. Defined as the african hugest cock known to man. WOW, that guy was totally Zerai, and he smelled like Zebra piss. See jock, strap, lic..

Off Like A Jews Foreskin

1. can be used with anything with off in the sence byee im off like a jews foreskin See off, foreskin, bye, lol, haha..

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