Textplanation

What is Textplanation?

a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.

Girl 1:

Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

See text, missed call

To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.

The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.

See reason, justification, report, explain

Faaakkk

1. or...what a bitch says when she realizes thats as good as it gets. ooohhhh FaAaKKK me harder(def 1)...FaAaKKK thats all you got!(def 2)..

Jank Tough

1. tough as nails or snails thats fuckin jank tough!! snails!! See ether..

Valis

1. acronym for VAST ACTIVE LIVING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM. Valis is the hologram-projecting sattelite orbiting the earth that makes things see..

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