What is Textplanation?
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a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.
Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
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2.
To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.
The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.
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Random Words:
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The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.
I found..
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Not being in possession of narcotics for distribution. Unprepared for transaction. Not having the product of choice to sell.
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the greatest fucking book ever written. it tells about how everyone poops
everyone poops is an awesome book.
See poop, shit, poo, dood..
