Textplanation

What is Textplanation?

a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.

Girl 1:

Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

See text, missed call

To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.

The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.

See reason, justification, report, explain

Peaston

1. What happens when one misses the toilet seat and sprays the floor I don't know whats wrong with me, i've been doing peastons ..

Issuishness

1. 1. the essence of one that has issues 2. the presence of an issue 3. an expresion of aknowledgment of the fact that issues are present..

Crudzooie

1. an idiotic cuss word I made up in some crappy fanfic I wrote to be used by aliens my Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction sucks the crudzooie =(..

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