Textplanation

What is Textplanation?

a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.

Girl 1:

Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

See text, missed call

To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.

The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.

See reason, justification, report, explain

Ninjitsu

1. Mispelling of Ninjutsu, the art of stealth CQB, practiced by the ninja. "Although, NinjItsu and NinjUtsu sound the same, almost.&q..

M'oh

1. a noise made by a gerbil whilst drinking tea M'oh this is good tea, i wish I had thumbs (in a gerbil voice) See sound, noise, voi..

!blam

1. an onomatopoetic word used when Batman or Robin was get down to business, fighting crime, BLAM! SMACK! POW! ..... oh no batman don&apos..

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