Textplanation

What is Textplanation?

a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.

Girl 1:

Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

See text, missed call

To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.

The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.

See reason, justification, report, explain

Going Colorado

1. Going crazy to the point of abuse. In reference to Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant's escapades in Colorado in 2003. Depending on whe..

Joafa

1. "Jerk Off And Fall Asleep". An action usually used at the end of a conversation where the user is going to go to sleep after h..

Not Urban Slang

1. A sad excuse people use to have definitions of things they don't like removed from Urban Dictionary, even if they are truthful and ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Textplanation Edit Meaning