What is Textplanation?
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a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.
Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
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To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.
The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.
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(n) A proper name for Godthat is most commonly uttered by white college-aged evangelical Christiansin parachurch organizations (such as ..
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A fucking chink who jacks off every second of his life.
That kid is a Lobby Police.
See police, lobby, lob, lobster..
