What is Textplanation?
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a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.
Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
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2.
To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.
The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.
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a term used for when one is slacking off or not pulling their weight; instead of doing what they're supposed to "playing with ..
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While having sex on a beach, to rub one's penis in the sand prior to vaginal penetration.
As if you gave her a Crispy Crunch that ..
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A man that is pussy whipped
Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.
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