Textplanation

What is Textplanation?

a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.

Girl 1:

Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

See text, missed call

To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.

The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.

See reason, justification, report, explain

Y'all-zis

1. That which belongs to a group. Y'all-zis boat is nice. See hibiscusroto 2. Plural of y'all (you all). “I wish I could dre..

K-awesome

1. (pronounced cuh-awesome) n. awesome with a k, originating from the lack of k-adjectives use to describe people who's names start..

Underripe

1. 1. under 18, as in jailbait 2. having not gone through puberty yet "I would have gave it to her...but she's underripe."..

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