Textplanation

What is Textplanation?

a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.

Girl 1:

Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

See text, missed call

To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.

The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.

See reason, justification, report, explain

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