What is Textplanation?
1.
a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.
Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
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2.
To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.
The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.
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Random Words:
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The store from the movie clerks. Apparently it exists in real life, too. Google it.
Hey, did you see clerks?
No, I've been living..
1.
when you ripp a bong and shotgun the smoke into a girls vaginal cavities. then suck it back in threw your nose.
Dude she was so hammere..
