What is Textplanation?
1.
a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.
Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?
Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
Girl 1: typical.
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2.
To clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.
The textplanation was too long so I said screw it, and called him.
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