Textsturbate

What is Textsturbate?

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation

Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.

See text, texting, masturbate, masturbation, cell phone

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