Textual Dysfunction

What is Textual Dysfunction?


1.

The inability to get a thumbs-up during textual intercourse

Murray has tried textagra for his textual dysfunction, to no avial.

Bill was devastated when all his textual advances were met with thumbs-down results.

See sexual, sexual intercourse, thumbs, sex, text messaging, arousal

2.

When a person, who doesn't normally text a lot, tries to send a text message. it's often a tricky and frustrating process to coordinate all of the shift and function keys.

*%^&$! I am experiencing textual dysfunction. i cant get the &%^&*! function key to work with the @ sign.

See cellphone, texting, message, text message


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