What is Textual Dysfunction?
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The inability to get a 
Murray has tried textagra for his textual dysfunction, to no avial.
Bill was devastated when all his
textual advances were met with thumbs-down results.
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When a person, who doesn't normally text a lot, tries to send a text message. it's often a tricky and frustrating process to coordinate all of the shift and function keys.
*%^&$! I am experiencing textual dysfunction. i cant get the &%^&*! function key to work with the @ sign.
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ass hair spontaneously braiding itself. (not pubic.)
Matt awoke to discover himself the victim of a severe case of gubernataculosis...