What is Textulating?
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The act of sending a text message via a mobile communications device while engaging in copulation (or sexual intercourse)
If you send a text message to a friend to brag about getting lucky while you're getting lucky, you're textulating
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Burying your face in a girl's crotch, sticking out your tongue and shaking your head as vigorously as possible without causing spin..
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Completely useless
Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.
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Someone who has had their bathroom violated by a trespooper.
Jean was the latest trespoopee in a string of heinous trespoopings.
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