What is Textulating?
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The act of sending a text message via a mobile communications device while engaging in copulation (or sexual intercourse)
If you send a text message to a friend to brag about getting lucky while you're getting lucky, you're textulating
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An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.
My wife won't be drivin..