Textulating

What is Textulating?

The act of sending a text message via a mobile communications device while engaging in copulation (or sexual intercourse)

If you send a text message to a friend to brag about getting lucky while you're getting lucky, you're textulating

See text, sex, intercourse, message, doing the wild thing

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