Texturbating

What is Texturbating?


1.

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.

Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.

See masturbating, text messaging, cyber sex, cell phone

2.

The act of texting dirty, and liking it.

I caught mary Texturbating with bird in gym today.

See sexting, sex, texting, masturbating, jacking off

3.

phone sex thru texting meanwhile masturbating

Playing with your kitty or pickle while texturbating/ having phone text. Katie and Jason.

See texterbating, finger fucking, phone sex, ellesse

4.

The act of sending text messages of a sexually explicit nature.

John spent many hours texturbating Mary.

See text, masturbation, sex, cell, explicit


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