Texturbation

What is Texturbation?


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Excessive texting in public. Is extremely rude, and will cause you to look pretty lame. Brought to the world by Lee Shealy, on a church trip last year.

"Wow, shes going so fast its like texturbation!"

See texting, masturbation, texturbate, phone


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