Textutory

What is Textutory?

A situation that mandates that a guy text message some critical information along to his friends.

Friend 1: Hey, man, they had Kim Kardashian on MTV Cribs last night. She was lookin' nice.

Friend 2: No way! She is so friggin' hot! Why didn't you text me? Dawg, that was definitely textutory.

See text, talk, mandatory, friend, kim kardashian

Ok Crazy

1. something boys always say. its kind of a famous way of flirting. girl: lets go lick it! boy: ok crazyy!! *flirtingly pushes girl* ..

Yaoi Paddle

1. A short paddle with the word yaoi writen on both sides. It is meant to hit you on the ass to show how much of a fangirlyou are or gay/le..

Sczelecki

1. to fart while receiving a blow job. Matt was getting head from Vivian and farted on her face. Matt pulled a sczelecki. See fart, blowj..

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