Textutory

What is Textutory?


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A situation that mandates that a guy text message some critical information along to his friends.

Friend 1: Hey, man, they had Kim Kardashian on MTV Cribs last night. She was lookin' nice.

Friend 2: No way! She is so friggin' hot! Why didn't you text me? Dawg, that was definitely textutory.

See text, talk, mandatory, friend, kim kardashian


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