What is Textutory?
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A situation that mandates that a guy text message some critical information along to his friends.
Friend 1: Hey, man, they had Kim Kardashian on MTV Cribs last night. She was lookin' nice.
Friend 2: No way! She is so friggin' hot! Why didn't you text me? Dawg, that was definitely textutory.
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