The Barack Obameter

What is The Barack Obameter?

The official measurement device for the hotness of politicians, 10 being the hottest. As seen on gavinnewsomishot.blogspot.

While San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom scores a 9.5 on the Barack Obameter, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney is a 1.0.

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