The Barack Obameter

What is The Barack Obameter?

The official measurement device for the hotness of politicians, 10 being the hottest. As seen on gavinnewsomishot.blogspot.

While San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom scores a 9.5 on the Barack Obameter, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney is a 1.0.

Lady Tube

1. A female's vagina. It is most commonly used to describe a human vagina. "Jen told me her lady tube was sore from her escapade..

Turtlepenie

1. A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse. Max had total turtlepenie last night. ..

Ucfess

1. using condoms for entirely safe sex! Last night we ucfessed, birth control pills were entirley out of the question!..

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