The Barack Obameter

What is The Barack Obameter?

The official measurement device for the hotness of politicians, 10 being the hottest. As seen on gavinnewsomishot.blogspot.

While San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom scores a 9.5 on the Barack Obameter, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney is a 1.0.

Assquake

1. The act of lifting ones ass and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury. "Oh my god we're under attack!" ..

Thimk

1. What someone does while not knowing what to think. I'll have to thimk about this one. See thimk, think..

1 Up

1. To receive oral sex while playing video games. My girl is the best ever, she even gave me a 1 up the other day! See 1 up, one up, 1-up..

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