What is The Black Mesa Button?
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The Black Mesa Button is what Mr. Sentual uses to blend up a G-Man from Half-Life 2 (a parody on youtube about the ever popular Will it Blend series)
Also to be used in situations where something so bad is going to happen and you know it is but you don't give a flying fuck
ex. Gordon Freeman going into the teleporter and it doesn't work (big surprise there)
I think i'll use The Black Mesa Button
They want me to go to Mars in a rinky-dink space-ship and i probably won't come back but i'll just use The Black Mesa Button
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When you shit so explosivly that it goes so slow down the rockets plexi-glass window; from alot of tacos.
Zero Gravity Taco Shits is th..
