The Bond Std

What is The Bond Std?


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The Bond STD commonly known as TBS, is an extremely lethal STD that is obtained from sexual contact from James Bond. Women seen having intercourse with him are 80% likely to be killed before the film ends.

Bond: Well that was fun.

Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD

2 hours later...

Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!

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