The Brandon Edit Meaning

1. When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue givin..

1. To feign interest; pretend to care even if it is known that you do not care. You could at least turd a care that today's my last d..

1. Term used to describe current state of mind and body I was fuckin zulued after 4 hits of X and 2 line of crank. I was in the club befo..