The Brandon Edit Meaning

1. The act of male urination. After 5 beers Chris had to drain his lizard. Dude, pull over now! I have to drain my lizard ASAP. See liza..

1. a condom- a prophylactic device rolled onto a dudes member so as to prevent pregnancy and aids. hold on babe, gotta grab some gym hats...

1. A level of "spiffy" one or more tiers above normal spiffiness. "You look really spiffulous when you're all dressed ..