What is The Cap'n?
1.
The supreme ruler of Crunchland.
Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
2.
Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
Random Words:
1.
To have sex with your clone.
I engaged in some hot incesturbation last night!
2.
Jerking off or masterbating while thinking about one..
1.
Pushing your ass down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly.
Dickbob thought it was safe to come back ..
