What is The Cap'n?
1.
The supreme ruler of Crunchland.
Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
2.
Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
Random Words:
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The superlative dare; Can only be used to counter a double-dare.
Rodney: I dareyou to watch C-Spanfor two consecutive hours!
Basil: We..
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to plunge a fist repeatedly into a man's or woman's butt or vagina for maaaximum pleasure.
jon is going to hammerfist julie.
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