The Cap'n

What is The Cap'n?

The supreme ruler of Crunchland.

Also a pirate.

"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"

Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.

Knows a lot about pirates.

No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.

Actual name unknown.

* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.

Spoad

1. a creamy smooth excretion that comes from my chode I shot a load of spoad from my chode into mrs #2, Coma,,, then I stepped on it afte..

Uggs And Sweatpants

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Twatopsy

1. The digital-olfactory examination of the vagina determine if it is suitably edible. I was going to go down on that chick until I perfor..

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