What is The Cap'n?
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The supreme ruler of Crunchland.
Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
2.
Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
Random Words:
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Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fight..
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Pansy-snook is someone who is so annoying/obnoxious, you want to smack them as soon as they enter the room.
Etymology:
pansy |ˈpanzē..
