The Cap'n

What is The Cap'n?


1.

The supreme ruler of Crunchland.

Also a pirate.

"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"

2.

Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.

Knows a lot about pirates.

No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.

Actual name unknown.

* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.


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