What is The Cap'n?
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The supreme ruler of Crunchland.
Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
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Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
Random Words:
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Fucking while on the urban dictionary website looking up crazy weird sex acts that you will then perform.
"Last night we we'r..
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born with one left testicle.
jim says,"wow i was born with 1 testicle and it is slanted to the left."
See dan..
