The Cap'n

What is The Cap'n?

The supreme ruler of Crunchland.

Also a pirate.

"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"

Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.

Knows a lot about pirates.

No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.

Actual name unknown.

* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.

Panners

1. Also known as a moist vagina. One may use this expression when excited about a certain situation. 'Oh yeh, that is panners' ..

Bumpoo

1. (Noun) shit, doo-doo, feces. (Verb) The act of taking a shit Ew! I just stepped in Bumpoo! Excuse me, I'd like to take a bumpoo ..

Ziltch

1. nothing, zero,a variant of zip The entire effort is worth ziltch..

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