What is The Cap'n?
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The supreme ruler of Crunchland.
Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
2.
Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
Random Words:
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Victorwong - verb.
To fornicate with a large metal rusty shaft.
Victorwong - noun.
An person/thing that is very upsetting to the stom..
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Sexual intercourse for retards.
Thomas: Wut wur ou do in latht night?
Billy: Me ahnt Susan wur abben zets.
Thomas: Th-th-that mut..
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An "All Nighter". To go out drinking and partying all night. The night version of Leo Sayer (All Dayer)
I'm knackered t..
