What is The Cap'n?
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The supreme ruler of Crunchland.
Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
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Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
Random Words:
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a word used to describe how you feel about someone when your pissed off at them for a dumb reason and even though your mad you sit there..
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To masturbate furiously once you arrive home after winning an important soccer match.
Lorcan: are you playing poker in rorys tonight?
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