What is The Cap'n?
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The supreme ruler of Crunchland.
Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
2.
Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
Random Words:
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Sarcastic phrase; used with the directionally challenged to make them aware of their error.
Doctor: "Raise your left hand."
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1. A broke ass scrub who tries to sneak into any place warm
2. A playa who dips as soon as the lights come on
1. That dude is a pussy ..
