What is The Cap'n?
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The supreme ruler of Crunchland.
Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
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Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
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Helen Clark, Prime Minister of New Zealand's gynocracy. Easily identifiable by her bad teeth, terrible haircut and most noticeably..
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to hump a person with too much force during their first time.
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