What is The Cap'n?
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The supreme ruler of Crunchland.
Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
2.
Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
Random Words:
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a shit that robbed a few arse hairs on the way out
i had such a shit that it tore hair off my ringprint on the way out, its a shit fluf..
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The act of someone taking a larger than normal shit.
Pastor smith- "Billy, why wern't you in church last sunday?"
Billy..
