What is The Captain Morgan Stance?
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While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
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After sex, the man defecates into the woman's anus through a clear glass tube thus imitating the vacuum tubes at a bank.
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to masterbate. term is mostly used with guys.
I was surprised when I walked in on my boyfriend lubing the munchkin.
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