What is The Captain Morgan Stance?
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While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
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A promiscuous woman or gay man.
That girl at is a real meat wrapper. She'll sleep with anyone.
I can't believe Patrick slep..
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When an old shy looking man gives you a blowjob.
First used to describe a friend's dad in a funny ass joke on the way home on BART..
