What is The Captain Morgan Stance?
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While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
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admins and groups of users who delete your post immediately at will, with no justification.
Ammonia Pie: My craigslist post was deleted..
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1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.
You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time ..