What is The Captain Morgan Stance?


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While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.

Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

See drunk, alcohol, masturbation, jacking off, shit, pussy


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