What is The Captain Morgan Stance?
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While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
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aka "bonjourno"
to perform cunnilingus
to go down on a girl
"Take off your pants. I'd like to say hello in italia..
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phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.
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