What is The Cat?
1.
A mythical cat that comes in at night and shits in your mouth usually after a long night of drinking or muff diving.
Mike: "Hey, did you guys see the cat."
Jay: "What cat?"
Mike: "The cat that shit in my mouth."
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2.
A man who is considered asexual and harmless by women.
During a shopping trip with his female friend Jen, Ed was asked to help undo Jens bra. There was nothing sexual in this act - in fact, to Jen Ed was The Cat - so completely asexual and harmless that the idea of being naked around him didn't even register to her.
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3.
Originating from Longwood University, 'the cat' is a contruction site where the kids go to partake in illegal activities...
Where do u wanna go?
-The Cat.....-
Wooord!
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