The Cat

What is The Cat?


1.

A mythical cat that comes in at night and shits in your mouth usually after a long night of drinking or muff diving.

Mike: "Hey, did you guys see the cat."

Jay: "What cat?"

Mike: "The cat that shit in my mouth."

See kitty cat, shit monster, shit fairy, shit

2.

A man who is considered asexual and harmless by women.

During a shopping trip with his female friend Jen, Ed was asked to help undo Jens bra. There was nothing sexual in this act - in fact, to Jen Ed was The Cat - so completely asexual and harmless that the idea of being naked around him didn't even register to her.

See asexual, antisexual, cockblock, undesirable

3.

Originating from Longwood University, 'the cat' is a contruction site where the kids go to partake in illegal activities...

Where do u wanna go?

-The Cat.....-

Wooord!

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