The Chodum Poll

What is The Chodum Poll?


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LEGAND has it that the ancient Aztecs worshiped a fertility god only known as "Chodhum". They made a "Totum Poll" but instead they called it the Chodum Poll. NOW it is a Joke between two kids in Kentucky named Kyle and Micah. They were driving down the road on a (christian) school field trip when Kyle looked at Micah and told him to write in the fog on the van window "Chodum Poll" so he did it and he got away with it.

Live Reenactment:

Kyle: Dude, write Chodum poll.

Micah: Okay

(Micah writes)

*Both laugh and point*


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