The Corkscrew

What is The Corkscrew?


1.

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."

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2.

A sex position commonly used in french porn movies:

Needs:

Light woman

Strong man

Method:

Get into the classic porn movie riding position, woman facing outwards from the man

Spread the womans legs wide, so her vagina is stretched wide

The man grabs the womans legs and pulls them up, so he penetrates deeply

Then the man pulls her legs down, levering them against his own so she slides up his penis

Not to be confused with:

The Jackhammer, where the man lifts and pushes down the woman riding his penis

Pete : Woah man, I saw this porno last night and they did the corkscrew!

MattSki : Yeah, it takes a whole new definition to the word screwed

Pete : Lol

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3.

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with a chick from behind and slowly turning her in continuous 360 degree circles around your penis, all while thrusting, and a friend is assisting by supporting her head as she turns.

Man, I was totally giving this chick the Corkscrew, and it was pretty fly till my buddy dropped her on her head and she got a concussion. My dick felt like a bottle of wine.

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