The Cormier

What is The Cormier?


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The act of going back door on an unsuspecting female accomplice. Instead of actually using captain winkie, you use a pseudo one-eyed monster (such as a dildo) making the female suspect that you're "in her" but guess whos slowly making his way around the woman to pummel her to a deadly pulp with a jack hammer and philips-head screwdriver (you guessed it--the man with the plan). Right before the first strike from the concrete-destructing machine, you say "I'm literally like the Socrates of fries right now"

The Cormier ...Dah-dah-dah-deh-duhhhhhh you big dummy


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