What is The Dan Move?
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While your girl is asleep, you stealthly get in bed behind her, careful not to wake her from her slumber, then place your wang in the middle of her back or buttcrack and arouse her from her slumber and proceed to service her.
Last night, Todd told me he pulled The Dan Move and woke up Jen, that's why she's so happy today...
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