What is The Dignity Woman?
1.
Noun. The woman with a distinctly posh accent featured in a commercial for the "Comfort Wipe."
She is referenced heavily in situations wherein one claims dignity in an action which requires none. It is generally agreed that the Dignity Woman's accent is fabulous.
Person One: "I never thought I would be able to drunkenly vomit and maintain my dignity."
Person Two: "We've got a regular old Dignity Woman over here!"
Person Three: "Don't be messin' with The Dignity Woman!"
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