What is The Ekard?
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The deviant sex act of forcefully withstraining someone, then streaching their penis until it becomes extremely thin and elongated. Then another accomplice, prepaired with silver spray paint, sprays victoms penis, twists the end, thus maiking it look like a bicycle kickstand. aka "the Lucero"
I gave my friend the ekard and now he can't pee right...
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a nice way of saying that somebody is a fat fuck
"mom, am i fat?"
"no no son, your just geographicly challenged"
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A quaint village of 3,500 situated on the Hoosic River in eastern New York state. Local history has roots in the railroad. 97.1% of re..
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A person's anus or rectum.
I fucked his brownflower.
See anus, butthole, rectum, rosebud, manpussy..
