What is The Ekard?
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The deviant sex act of forcefully withstraining someone, then streaching their penis until it becomes extremely thin and elongated. Then another accomplice, prepaired with silver spray paint, sprays victoms penis, twists the end, thus maiking it look like a bicycle kickstand. aka "the Lucero"
I gave my friend the ekard and now he can't pee right...
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It's when someone sneaks into the United States with cocaine bullets into their gastrointestinal system, and gets paid shit.
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A filmmaker who is the absoute master at making gullible people think the way he does.
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