What is The Ekard?
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The deviant sex act of forcefully withstraining someone, then streaching their penis until it becomes extremely thin and elongated. Then another accomplice, prepaired with silver spray paint, sprays victoms penis, twists the end, thus maiking it look like a bicycle kickstand. aka "the Lucero"
I gave my friend the ekard and now he can't pee right...
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When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before the..
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When you take a piss in a girl's mouth and while she gargles you jerk off in her mouth.
Dude: Hey baby, I heard about this new th..
