The Emo

What is The Emo?


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An airborne disease caught by associating one's self with one of the infected. In order to prevent contracting "The Emo" one must maintain a ten foot radius around one's self from the infected. Be sure to also wear bright colors and a smile to be 100% safe from becoming one of the infected.

"Josh: Did you hear? Tom caught The Emo!

Courtney: How?

Josh: He got too close to one of the infected while walking past the razor section in CVS.

Courtney: Well, I guess we're not hanging out with Tom anymore..."

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