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When your girl is laying down and you reverse tea bag her, you leave a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.
Apparently I didn't wipe goo..
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Another name for a Dick
I gave that slapper a vagina bolt
See Sam..
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A twice divorced woman on the hunt for a younger man, derivitive of cougar.
My friend Joe picked up an ubercougar at the bar last night..