The Excalibur

What is The Excalibur?


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a BIG ass fuckin dildo, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys ass and then proceeds to fuck the excalibur.

-friend: Man, why the hell are u walking all retarded and shit?!?!?!?

-the victim: I was real drunk... that fuckin bitch tied me down,...and then...and then she...she pulled out the EXCALIBUR!!! :(

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