What is The Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle On The One-eyed, Blue-veined, Pink-headed, Custard-chucking, Salty Yogurt Slinger?


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The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

See beating the bishop, masturbating, jerkin the gerkin, jerkin it


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