What is The Flashlight Of God?
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Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
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Random Words:
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When your actions are solely "for the laughs," or just for fun/jokes.
Only spoken by the l33t /b/tards.
Alex: Why'd you..
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Description of a guys cock and balls, in which the dude has a very small dick that sits up on his balls
Dude Joe has such a midget on a..
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A more politically correct term for a fag or gay man when used with your friends when angered.
Shut up you velvet tipper.
See gay, fag..
