What is The Flashlight Of God?

1.

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

See evangelical, flashlight, god, sex, fornication, belly button, stool
0

Random Words:

Carmela
1. A name commonly used in literature whose character depicts an unseathy yet sensuously sexy role. Often times a lush, promiscuous girl or..
Read more
Bragdong
1. a slut whom likes to brag about taking an infant size penis is the ass dude she was just bragdonging was a slutt See tiny, brag, infan..
Read more
National Monument
1. The act of filling someone else's toilet bowl with copious amounts of toilet paper and proceeding to lay a shit nest on top. Do NOT..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free