The Gabe Edit Meaning

1. When driving through town you get a stop light that is both turning left and straight green. I got across town so fast because i had li..

1. When an individual knows that a certain task is, by all practical reasoning, impossible to complete, still makes a meagre attempt to com..

1. The act of getting a mans penis or testicles caught in his pants zipper. Oh my god, I got the worst zipper cut after susie gave me hed...