The Gideon

What is The Gideon?


1.

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.

"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"

See mickey

2.

a hottttt buddha boy

'Gideon, oh Gideon, you are so very buddhist like'


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