The Gift Edit Meaning

1.

named for its creator, a deep, penetrating ass-grab that often includes portions of the grundleand/or vagina

Last night, I saw Gifty administer the gift to at least four different people.

or

Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.

or

One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.

See ass grabber, ass genie, ass gnome, cop a feel, snatch grab

2.

someone who has herpes. hence, the gift that keeps on giving.

watch out for girl, she's got the gift.

See herpes, std, vd, gift, the gift

3.

Pronunciation: 'gift

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give

1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient

1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dumpand went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."

2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."

See SRS