The Gnome Army

What is The Gnome Army?


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The Gnome Army (Noun): A group of Emancipated Gnomes united together to stop oppression and fight the Worldwide Garden Rebellion.

The Gnome Army originates in Costa Mesa, California and now has Branch Headquarters across the US, Canada and Australia.

For further information, visit TheGnomeArmy

"Martha, our gnome is no longer in the garden - he has left to join The Gnome Army!"

See gnome, army, emancipation, liberation, oppression


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