The Guz

What is The Guz?


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A being of great celestial power, delivered from the heavens to save the worldd from emo music. His strong height implies that he is in face the Tree of Life, and as his hair grows so does the world's children.

His mystical instrument is the Bass of the Gods, but he has also been known to shape contininents on the opposite side of the planet by ferociously drumming to "Foreplay" on the Expert setting in the popualar video game "Rock Band". This celestial being can never lose, as he will always find a way to swipe his enemies' stars.

"My cattle have been disintegrated. The Guz must not have been pleased with our latest album."

-Axl Rose on Chinese Democracy

See guz, guzman, luigi, matthew


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