The Hand

What is The Hand?


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A device in the future that will allow all human beings to sit, watch TV and masturbate without actaully engaging any of their muscles. The name refers to the device specifically used for men; however it can also refer to the female device as well, which is similar in concept but with some physcial modifications.

All you really need in life is the Hand.


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