The Housekeeper

What is The Housekeeper?

When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or " doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.

"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."

"Did you Donkey Punchher?"

"Not this time..."

See housekeeping, chocolate, maid

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