What is The Internet?
1.
A series of tubes, not a big truck.
They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.
It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...
Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
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2.
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
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3.
A society that's been completely overtaken by extremely hateful youths and late adolescents who have made themselves the center of their own universe and who persecute anyobody who has an opinion differing from their own.
It's like a really bad episode of the original Star Trek.
4.
moron-laden porno pipe
There needs to be regulations on who gets to use this priviliged piece of technology. The prices of computers need to go up so every inbred, redneck moron can't get his fingers on a keyboard.
search engine results (yahoo) from The Internet:
"1 - 10 of about 78,900,000 for
porn - 0.03 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 69,900,000 for
xxx - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 45,400,000 for
gossip - 0.09 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,260,000 for
nihilism - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for
existentialism - 0.02 sec."
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Is a series of tubes...
The Internet... you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...
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6.
The prime example of what the child or grown man will use to say he got something that cost alot of money or got a lot of it
a- "where did you get that gold watch from"
b- "erm.. internet"
C- "how did you get so rich"
d-" ermm... inherited the internet"
7.
The ultimate downfall of humanity.It has sneakishly worked its way into our lives , consuming the time of many people. From there , it will manifest itself into a person who will assume total control of everyone who used the internet and overthrow the government and start a new world order.That said , have fun kiddies .. because when the internet takes over , you're going to wish you were never born.
Although it can be used for good , it does more bad than good.
Person : Dude , come on , lets go catch a movie or something , the internet will always be here , get out and live life.
Internet addict : You dirty slut. How dear you speak of the internet like that. You will the be the first to go.
