What is The Invisible Man?
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The act of ejaculating in both optic regions, and thereby impairing vision/judgment. Henceforth the ejaculator (male) is no longer visible, and can exit without detection as the hopeless blind sticky-eyed victim (female) fumbles to clear the affected/infected optic regions. Successful execution of the invisible man can lead to eye pregnancy, or birth of blind/deformed fatherless offspring.
Doctor, I was the invisible man(ed) last night.
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A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
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