What is The Jake Burnett?
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The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!
Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?
Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!
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The quality of being awesome.
CRUEL PINCH: Unholy Tongs of Extreme Awesomeosity (+4 Awesome)..
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Derived from the words glomp and snuggle.
To tackle/hug someone, then proceed to snuggle with them by means of a snuggly-hug.
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