The Jake Burnett

What is The Jake Burnett?

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

See ear, earfuck, sex, head

Reality Food

1. Anything used by reality tv shows to catch the easily entertained viewer's eye. Always occurs in previews of the season for a new l..

Money-sad

1. Sadness, depression, or general anxiety caused when someone with little money, whether a college student, jobless college graduate, or j..

Zander

1. Synonym for amazing,awesome, astonishing. Dood you're so fucking Zander! These chicks boobs were so Zander. See zander, cool, aw..

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