What is The Jake Burnett?
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The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!
Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?
Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!
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Beaten very badly in a game, in a fight, etc.
He just deliwhopped you in Punch Out!!
See beaten, destroyed, whopped, hurt, injured..