The Jake Burnett

What is The Jake Burnett?

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

See ear, earfuck, sex, head

Hummeled

1. (verb) To be blasted to smithereens by a seemingly unpreventable force. Joe lost when his army was hummeled from across the river. See..

Emo Fuck

1. Whiny, puny dudes who have worn tight women's jeans for so long that their testicles never dropped. They are constantly shoving th..

Except Not

1. except not or except I didn’t – ph. (best defined by examples) example: “I finished my project, except not.” translation: (a) I finish..

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