What is The Jake Burnett?
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The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!
Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?
Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!
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: A very quick way to say, "Go to work and make some money in a hurry".
"I can't pay my bills man", said Joe. ..
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A guy with an old iMac. He uses a big pillow to whack off with. He is not that smart, but smarter than YOU!
I know your serious exile..
