The Jake Burnett

What is The Jake Burnett?

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

See ear, earfuck, sex, head

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Suecake

1. a cute girl made partially of cupcakes oh that girl must be a suecake See cupcake, cake, icing, cute, girl..

Muffin Topper

1. The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirabl..

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