The Jake Burnett

What is The Jake Burnett?

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

See ear, earfuck, sex, head

Merivale

1. A place to buy drugs. I got this LSD at Merivale. See Moe..

Nob On A Stick.

1. Used For Foul Mouthing Someone. Oi JImmy You Nob on a stick..! SHUT YA MOUF.! See nobbus, knob..

1. noun. fear monger. Inordinatly stupid man who when given great power becomes frightening. # 1 Player in the "Axis of Evil"..

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