What is The Jake Burnett?
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The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!
Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?
Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!
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a guy that can't keep it in his pants
that guy's got zipperjones for evey chick in the school (horns)
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Burps you get After chowing down at a buffet. Usually smell absolutely horrible and are very greasy.
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A ghost writer for a celebrity on Twitter.
"Man, I Twittered Britney and she gave a really cogent, thoughtful response!"
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