The Jake Burnett

What is The Jake Burnett?

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

See ear, earfuck, sex, head

Oakland Raiders

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Pattison

1. Pedophile, one who pats children preferably sons. Look at all the pattisons talking to Chris Hansen on Dateline. See pedophile, bad pe..

Vagummick

1. A large area of fat (fat apron) that hangs off the fat of the stomach and rests above the pubic area (vagina and stomach = vagummick). ..

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