The Jake Burnett

What is The Jake Burnett?

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

See ear, earfuck, sex, head

Racepist

1. A person who commits sexual assault on the basis of race. "Man, that Mary Kay Letourneau is a total racepist." See race, rap..

A Scanner Darkly

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Zaah

1. Another word for confuse -zaahd- confused -zaahing- confusing Your gender is zaahing me. You look zaahd. See confused, blah, bleh, ..

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