The Jake Burnett

What is The Jake Burnett?

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

See ear, earfuck, sex, head

Mcconaughey

1. a bong rip taken in the nude. An allusion to Matthew McConaughey's arrest for possession of marijuana while taking bong hits and pl..

Questence

1. Either a question ending in a period or a statement ending in a question mark. A real-life example of a questence: I tried printing th..

Larned

1. A town in western kansas built on top of a hill for easy viewing access of indians. One can usually smell the aroma of the nearby feedlo..

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