The Joc

What is The Joc?

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A straight up phenomenon... A shell of a gorgeous woman who can drink more than a 'fuck load' and may transform into a 'bottle clocking' demon at a moments notice. Commonly found in a Red deer bar.

Customer #1: "what was that shot"?

Customer #2: "purple pussy invented by 'The JOC'.

Concerned staff member: "Kyle what happened to your head"?

Kyle: "I was in the way so I got knocked the fuck out by 'The JOC'.

See jocelyn, bar, red deer, liquor, sour puss

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