The Johnson

What is The Johnson?


1.

The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl. Their is three different types of The Johnson.

1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.

2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.

3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a surprise when she wakes up.

Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she don't need a receipt for that!

See dirty johnson, jonson

2.

The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.

1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.

2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.

3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.

Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!

See dirty johnson, jonson

3.

The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.

1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.

2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.

3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.

Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!

Erin got The Johnson for her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that.

See dirty johnson, jonson


13

Random Words:

1. w/f/e is an add on to w/e(What ever) meaning What Fucking Ever. Used for situations in witch one person doesn't give a shit about s..
1. my super hot friend aka nikki who makes all the guys come in their pants guy 1: dude i feel kind of funny guy 2: well were you with ji..
1. 'Cock and Awe' is the act of wielding the mighty penis to pound pussy with combination of such thunderous force and adroit vir..