The Kessie

What is The Kessie?


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Verb: To reach around your woman and pluck her nipples as if milking a cow, while doing her in the butt.

"Yeah, I made my wife feel like a real farm animal last night after I gave her the kessie)

See butt, fucking, nipples, sex positions


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