The Lawnmower

What is The Lawnmower?


1.

When inserting anal beads into your partner slowly, then pulling them out really fast producing the sound of a lawnmower starting.

Alex: Mary can I start you lawnmower?

Mary: NO!

2.

a comical dance move. first start out by starting the mower by pulling the chord start then cruse your virtual mower around the dance floor and be admired by all. the posibilitys are endless with this one so have fun and be safe.

when felling overwelmed by all thoes new fancy dance moves dont worry about your two left feet.the lawnmower is a all american favorite.


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