The Mahoganey Canoe

What is The Mahoganey Canoe?

When a man freezes his shit and then later uses it on a female companion as a dildo.

I totaly gave julie the mahoganey canoe last night.

See poop, dildo, sex

I'm Not Listening

1. I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing y..

Quasted

1. A state of complete drunkenness; a more fervent form of wasted. It is often succeeded by a number on a 1-10 scale to indicate the leve..

Toe Poke

1. someone who fucks another with their toe. that lady is a toe poke. poor boyfriend.....

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