The Mahoganey Canoe

What is The Mahoganey Canoe?

When a man freezes his shit and then later uses it on a female companion as a dildo.

I totaly gave julie the mahoganey canoe last night.

See poop, dildo, sex

Leave A Shit

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I'd Love To Turn You On

1. Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as: ..

Comcast Housemates

1. when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get pho..

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