The Mango-van

What is The Mango-van?


The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.

The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.

"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlinfriends started attacking I just ran for my life!"


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