The Masterpiece Edit Meaning

1. A word that can be used in place of "as if" Friend: dude i hooked up with Jessica Alba last night. You: Ziff, you did not. ..

1. Leftovers packed and stored neatly in the fridge despite everyone knowing that they will never be eaten, only thrown out once they start..

1. After being caught masturbating, 'zero time' is the fraction of a second during which a person may simultaniously wipe themsel..