The Masturbation Station Edit Meaning

1. Being super Emo. Beyond the normal realm of Emotional to the point of over annoyance. Stoic you are such a zvag. See zvag, emo, drama ..

1. The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over ..

1. An uncontrollable urge to speak and/or type in leet/SMS abbreviations. Last night Bob was hit with a case of glossolollerskates. He cou..