The Mermaid

What is The Mermaid?

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you need three things a piece of rope, a fresh fish, and a ciggarett. step one tie her ankles together. step two rub the fish all over her naked body. step three fuck her any way you please. step four while your smoking your ciggarett you can think to yourself woy thats what it is like to fuck a mermaid.

i going out with a marine biologist and she let me give her the mermaid.

See marmaid, fish, rope, sex, the law
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