The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Darnac

1. a way cooler way of saying darn. "Darnac! i only got 67% on the test!" See darn, darnac, damn, anger..

Cryass

1. 1. noun; a person who feels the need to complain, bitch, or cry about everything, and usually is the only person in the group doing so..

Javagar

1. an annoyin bitch who is very stupid yo whos that fucken bitch over there thats a javagar See javagar, annoying, stupid, dumb..

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