The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Poparotzy

1. A pack of crazed photographers , who will risk life and limb ( usually those lives and those limbs of others ) to get the money shot Th..

Vomit Love

1. when a guy/girl ask somebody to date them and they make you wanna vomit female1: 'omg Toby that rank guy asked Brit out.' fe..

Uncle Tom Fro

1. A medium sized afro that is poorly trimmed and has no line-up. Commonly used as an acronym (UTF). Look at that acceptable brotha with t..

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