The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Your Other Right

1. Phrase meaning "left" for dumbasses that can't tell the difference between left and right. As opposed to your other left..

Fore Play

1. The act of sexually arousing your lover before you partake in having sex. The fore is derrived from before. Usually the woman initiates ..

Dirty Ronald

1. When you are banging a chick, and you stick a french fry up her ass and then use it to draw the golden arches on her forehead The other..

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