The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Z0mgpwnz0rz

1. To completely and utterly destory someone in an online game. World of Warcraft EX: Human 1: Z0MGpwnz0rz Human 2: Ouch... Orc: /cry ..

Meatsicle

1. Name for the penis when it is being suckled by a dirty, dirty slut, preferably an 11th century English maid. "Dost thou with me to..

12 Guage Headache

1. The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome. The dude tried to hold me up, so..

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