The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Jacob's Road

1. Fillled to the brim with pedophilia and sodomy; a favorite hangout for all of South Texan child molesters. Stay the fuck away from Jaco..

Losing It

1. Losing your virginity. Having sexual intercourse for the first time. Losing It - NeverShoutNever! My legs were shaking, my hands were..

Appin The Jack

1. snorting apple jacks Ninja: Im bored... u wanna snort those apple jacks with me? Laura: Hails yeah motherfuck, appin the jack! woo woo..

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