The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Yea, Right?

1. An agreeable response to an obviously stated fact. Joe: Damn, your driving is really terrible tonight. Bill: Yea, right?..

Crow Foot

1. A tool used in roofing to tear off shingles. Hey Mike, toss that crow foot up to me, I have to tear off more shingles. See hammer, clo..

Zach:ya You Heard Me Dumbass...

3. Someone so extremely indescribable that there are no other words; someone who is phucktarded. Andrew is a phucktard. 4. same definiti..

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