The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Bechod

1. Wonderful Welsh word meaning 'shame' or 'pity' — used (more's the pity) only in Welsh English as a way of expre..

Total Arse Bastard

1. Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard "Clive is such a total arse," said Peter...

Zealy

1. Zealy is slang term used to describe a citizen of New Zealand. The term is most often used in Australia but it is occasionally used in o..

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