The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Evolutionary Vogabulary

1. Words created to fill a void in the language, usually spontaneously created during conversation. Terms created through evolutionary vog..

Patender

1. word used by people who can't spell "pretender". "I'm a winner not a patender, I eat steak not chicken dinner&..

Ballhead

1. Person who is a white male and and is good at doing the runner from the filth. He has a certain comedial value and calls everybody &apo..

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