The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Up All Night Autographin' It

1. A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida. "So, dude, what'd y..

You Got Got

1. You've been had; you've been tricked. Hey man, what about our deal? Heh! You got got! See Humpty..

Ownedkthxbye

1. After 'owning' someone you would say this Jim says: Yea man that bird last night was great Bob says: Yea your mum last night..

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