The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Lancecdote

1. fenetic - (lans-ec-dote) A hilarious story told me a one 'Lance Bradley'- A Teacher of Bury college England. Usually involvin..

Doc

1. Short for 'doctor'. Also used as a nickname for helpful people. This nickname was held by the famous dentist and gunslinger na..

Crustmuffin

1. A person who is crusty, or says/does something crusty. He's such a crustmuffin! See crusty, crust..

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