The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Quade

1. group of incredibly sexy bitches who are awesome in every way. "Quade is finally here, the party can start" See sexy, hot, f..

Mac N' Cheese

1. Simply the simplest best food ever. JACK: d00derz I would kill for some mac n' cheese! JOEY: I totally knoes! Lets go make it! S..

Vacationfat

1. How you feel after you come back from vacation about 5 pounds heavier. I'm just gonna have a salad for lunch. I feel wicked vacati..

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