The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Zesty Queso

1. when youre having sex and you pull out and skeet on the other persons face. you then proceed to ask them if they would like it spiced up..

Fornicator

1. The definition above is WRONG: a fornicator is someone who has sex outside of marriage. If you are having sex with someone who isn&apos..

Lounge Couple

1. A university couple which spends all of it's time in the coed lounge. Usually accompanied by a large amount of unneccesary PDA (Pu..

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