The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Cottontail

1. Someone unused to being naked outdoors. Used by nudists to denote people uninitiated, or recently inititated, to nudism. From the unta..

Jubjubee

1. Stupid idiot with no life, who can't get girls, and is a stupid cocksucker. Massimois such a jubjubee..

Queer-pants

1. Very tight brightly colored pants, often very snug around the genitals to accentuate the bulge. When Jon Lamb walked into the office I ..

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