The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Mo Mo

1. What a fucking idiot! He is such a mo mo! See dina 2. motel we went to the mo mo to get our freak on 3. Another way of saying &qu..

Spunkbungle

1. noun. a jism covered bear I was having a wank and I turned mr snuggles into a spunkbungle See bear, jism, bungle, wank, spaff..

Learnage

1. like eatage learnage is a garnered sum of knowledge "Man... you need to go back to school and increase your learnage." -&qu..

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