The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Vertically Curved Canadian Mango

1. when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango bro i was chilling ..

Orange County Bow Tie

1. When you make love to a woman's breasts with your anus facing her chin. As you pump-away your testicles scrape along her neck, leav..

Hetto

1. Verb. To "Hetto" Somebody (in a loud and greatest voice). The recipient of the Hetto, is usually an Abnu or a Genet but, in ..

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