The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Gary Luck

1. the term for an undeniably, unmatchable "lucky" situation. The kind of luck where EVERYTHING goes wrong, but the outcome of..

Big Hook

1. a less common term originating in Liverpool, England meaning 'so what?'. Pronunciation: Big 'oowk "Hey, Deal or No..

W K Y

1. W K Y stands for Would Know Ya. This evolved as an offshoot of the reply D K Y . It began sometime in the 1970's by local teenage..

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