The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Phillepine Soup

1. When you piss on your fist and stick it down a girls throat until she gags and throws up and then you punch her in her dirty face yo ci..

Pertle

1. 1.(noun)A penis that shrinks up into the person's body, and then when eroused protrudes out. 2.(noun)An uncircumcised penis. bot..

Jossy

1. Pet name for a woman who has only done the best things for you. A woman of truly good intentions and pure love. Baby, buying me that sp..

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