The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Chabota

1. When ones dick is wider than it is long. It can also be used as an exageration, like to make fun of someones penis. "Cameron has a..

Vegen

1. noun; douche that falls into the subcategory of either vegetarian or vegan. You are a vegen, therefore a faggot. See fag, douche, fagg..

Puis

1. an insult derived from someones last name because the kid was a complete jackass. created in eastern mass stupid, ugly, a moron. pretty..

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