The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Pink Toboggan

1. A donkey punchwhich is performed at the top of a staircase or water slide. Thud! Thud! Thud! Concerned Dad: What's all the commot..

Zelin

1. Zelin is the name for a guy that is a drama queen. He is also known as a cheap skate. He is often a bigger penny pincher than a jew. Som..

Aeroplane

1. 1.)a word used when you have notihng else to say 2.)a really good song by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers "soo...... whats up?" ..

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