The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

2t2t

1. Too Tired To Think also called the quadruple t by weirdos.. What you say when its 1 AM and some random kid from your math class is as..

Abnoobination

1. A computer user deeply involved in the internet culture who likes to be rude, patronizing and horny. This occurs when an individual no p..

Lizard Life

1. A song by rockers, ZZ TOP; The difference in life styles between the Illuminati elite,and just an average old billionaire family; the li..

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