The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Tube Top

1. a person who is consistently a bad time; a bummer "That bitch is such a fucking tube top" See boner, douch bag, bore, hard-o..

Evod

1. Dude...hes lieing....im the one who started the name...dude.e on...AND IM NOT FAT!!...im just big boned...and my mom says i dont look it..

Selca

1. a collection of picture of oneself I have a lot of selca pics because i'm a camwhore See selca, sel, ca, self, cam..

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