The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Zigs

1. zig-zag brand rolling papers. Term sometimes used to generalize all rolling papers Are those zig's? or Pass me some zigs..

W2ggw

1. Went to go get water. Used in Instant Messaging. (esp. AIM, MSN, Yahoo, IW) wtggw, so ill brb -or- wtggw.. and solving the h20 crisise!..

Qvc Crack Head

1. A person who spends all their money ordering shit on QVC and then returning it. I was horrified when I saw that aunt Mary spent over a ..

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