The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Champong

1. To play beer pong with champagne. What many sororities do, but it's stupid because it's too bubbly and you throw up after. L..

Schlugatahn

1. 1. A small Swedish Fish 2. Nasty ball sack sweat; One might reach down his pants to get some schlugatahn and wipe it on a friend. 1. ..

Unbepissed

1. To not be urinated on e.g. "Last night, I was unbepissed" See urinate, urination, pee, piss, pish, joanna..

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