The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Meat Leash

1. The man's appendage that a woman leads him around by She's has him so pussy-whipped - she just grabs his meat leash and she..

Headlamps

1. Basicaly, a large pair of BREASTS, See Gringo..

Zappi

1. 1. It means "happy" Zappi birthday, This is a Zappi day See funny, content, cheerful, happy..

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