The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Numchux

1. Two fighting sticks connected by a cord or chain. Bruce Lee made numchux famous in Enter The Dragon and Return Of The Dragon. Then he ..

Quarter Back

1. The term for a woman who has a lower back tattoo. The theory is that a woman who rocks the lowerback tatt, she has been the the presen..

Jimruster

1. A pathetic middle-aged hippie who has sold out and become a unquestioning yes-man without testicles; often in employ of a Hillary Clinto..

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