The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Belly Button Windows

1. Windows of opportunity for enhanced vision providing unique novelty picture frames that help the inverted person see where they are goin..

Egyptian Brakepedal

1. Your car horn. So called because in the middle east the horn is used much more often than the brakes when driving. The guy at the gree..

Petatastic

1. People who think vegans and vegetarians are cool. From: PETA -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals So, Mary's vegan now?..

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