The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Obaminatrix

1. Rare feminine of the more usual obaminator. Fiercely tireless female worker on Barack Obama's campaign, especially when present at..

As Ugly As A Hatful

1. shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes" He was so desperate for a rootthat he boned her, even though she was as..

Patatoes

1. the worlds greatest food!!!! if u don't like patatoes u should die! See cheese, video games, porn, soccer 2. Also known as pota..

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