The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Arrow Cock

1. one whos penis resembles an arrow nickname for one whos penis is angular my lord, look at that man over there....he has an arrow cock..

Madrid

1. If something is the real thing. "yes mate, is that jacket madrid?" See real..

Howlin' Mad

1. Howlin' Mad is a name given to people who are utterly insane. (H.M) abbrv. is the sign of someone with this disorder. illusions als..

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