The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Hostile Sausage

1. An Angry Dick. Anytime your buddy is acting like a total dick. Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage. D..

One Eyed Bass

1. When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus promp..

Hell Far

1. An exclamation of anger or frustration usually exclaimed by people of Redneck heritage. Hell far! Why did a deer have to hit my truck?..

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