The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

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1. A derogatory term for poor people. Who let these poories in here? See Cosby..

Ninja Boots

1. Instead of camel toe, the word ninja boots is used. You can also give the ninja boot salute by bending your index and middle finger and ..

Captain Qwark

1. A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in ..

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