The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Helmullet

1. A thatch of hair cascading out the back of an athlete's helmet, such that the helmet itself seems to have sprouted a mullet. Sure,..

Yaphinked

1. Pronounced "yuh-fien-kd". A term used to describe a bad situation. Similar to saying "you're up shit creek without..

20 Dolla Rock

1. Da most intelagentest rap artist ever 2 bust caps in yo ass. He from da stareets so he knows how 2 keep it reel. 20 DollA RocK got some..

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