The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Randy Macho Man Savage

1. the act of buying a Slim Jim beef jerky stick, then shoving it up your partner's ass, and either her, or him, poop it out, and you ..

Triznack

1. triznack is another word for saying trick. EX. im tired of your stupid ass triznacks always asking me for money. 2. Another way to s..

Beanshow

1. a person with a large upper body, and an extremely small lower body. That bitch is the finest beanshow I ever saw. See chicken legs, f..

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