The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Flasher Fitz

1. A 2nd Lt. in the Canadian Army who flashes his balls at people out in the field. He usually unzips, tucks his wiener up and lets his sc..

Sleepy Old Bear

1. Getting headwhile playing Call of Duty (only counts if the game is call of duty) Dude i was playin video games and my girl came over.....

Munching Rug

1. To go down on a girl, perform oral sex I was munching rug something fierce on Amy last night See oral sex, eat her out, cunninglingus,..

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