The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Slurpin' The Fudge

1. going beyond the traditional rim job and sucking violently, usually inducing hemmoroids--tends to make a heavy slurping sound. Damn, I ..

Electroneastiality

1. Commiting lewd acts to an electronic device. "i feel bad for Joey's new ipod" "what? why?" "dude he&apo..

Puss-gina

1. N. Derrived from latin word Possgene, slang for pussy mixed with a vagina. Used in terms to defend ones self on X-Box live. 1) Shut the..

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