The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Lady-boner

1. 1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'. 2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner' 3...

8-pack

1. Similar to the normal 6-pack of abs, but referring to women with boobs that are so little they resemble an extra set of abs, thus creati..

Non-hyphenated

1. 1.Possibly the dumbest word in the english language, since the spelling of the word contradicts the second definition. 2. A word withou..

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