The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Dinnerbox

1. The act of inserting ones testicles into the gaping ravine of an anus, then slowly removing them after anal contraction causing a '..

Box Fascist

1. An individual who enjoys ruining other people's fun, esp. if it hinders them from having their own fun. We had to take down the fo..

Hana Freed

1. 1.The act of shaving letters into one's pubic hair. 2.Also, walking like a duck with your feet angled like a v. 1"Dude, I to..

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