The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Loose As Hell

1. Fucked, wankered, pasted, wasted, bolloxed, twatted, sloppy, dispatched, blitzed, mashed, smashed, ruined, busted, intoxicated beyond be..

Happy Valentines Rose

1. Have a Happy Valentines Day !! From Trebor, February 14, 2005 Monday See heartthrob..

My Dick And Balls Are Out.

1. A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has..

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