The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Idiocrat

1. Idiotic administrator or public official whose only purpose seems to be creating and upholding useless and arcane beaurocracy. They hav..

Have A Wank

1. to stimulate one's sexual organs single handily. James dropped his pants and went to have a wank over trisha’s fat man ass. Dave ..

Otrf

1. Acronym for "on the real, forreal." See forreal. Person A: That girl is attractive. Person B: OTRF though. See seriously, f..

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