The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Quoaf

1. Alternate spelling of quofe. noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart. ver..

Ironicred

1. n. A type of "credibility" earned when hipsters decide with puzzling unanimity to partake of ironic enjoyment of cheesy cultur..

Zombie Baby

1. A child born as a zombie. Usually a black guy will try to save the zombie baby and end up shooting some poor old woman who works at the ..

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