The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Quid Pro Blo

1. When one person performs oral sex, so that their partner returns the favor. I was really hoping to get a hummerlast night, so I offered..

Barn Buergler

1. Fellatio performed in a large shed. That skank just gave that dude a barn buergler out back! See head, bj, blow job, knob job, suck of..

Bombe

1. A term used for a warehouse supervisor who sits around all day and drinks cofffee,eats doughnuts and talks about his big house the "..

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