The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Ningling

1. The act of joyfully engaging in the extreme groping of objects. Dude! Stop ningling my junk man! See groping, fondling, bad touch..

Exercide

1. An intense workout that may kill you. Man, I'm glad that my workout class is over. Talk about serious exercide. See killer, work,..

The Dank Plant

1. the plant we must pray to every time we smoke DANK ASS WEED! dude i smoked weeeeeeeed after i bowed to the DANK PLANT! See pwnz0r..

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