The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Carey Velez

1. Noun. A man who has a tendency to make others laugh by off-color comments that most people don't have the guts to say out loud. I ..

Skunks

1. When playing the game soccer tennis u call skunks before the game starts. that means whoevers winning 3 nothing..like a shutout automa..

Jonathan Larson

1. The late, amazing writer of the musical RENT. He spent most of his life writing musicals and lived a very bohemian lifestyle. Many cha..

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