The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Bitchdevil

1. the girl who sells her soul to satan because she wants to buy that pommeranian so bad. after obtaining the gourmet dog, she metamorphosi..

Youtubie

1. a popular artist seen youtube. Jim: Who's Chris Crocker? Sally: Oh, he's just some fag american youtubie. See artist, youtu..

Javan

1. To catch ones vomit in ones hands after downing tequila. Man I did a javan, look at this water pizza in my hands... See spew, chuck, v..

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