The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Flexed

1. 1. To get hurt, flogged, fucked up and shit. From a bashing with fists to getting knackered on a rail while skateboarding. 2. To be fuc..

Eliphant Noise

1. the noise Herman lee (of DragonForce) makes with his guitar during the song "Cry for Eternity" by pulling the whammy bar back ..

Remotarded

1. When someone is remote control retarded. Sometimes taking between 1-2 minutes to locate desired button. Often wrong buttons are selected..

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