The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

American Dream

1. A) to sue someone for something incredibly stupid and live off the money. B) to otherwise make a lot of money for not a lot of effort, ..

Treewhore

1. a prostitute who lives in a tree house and lends her services in her tree house. tara eckerle treewhored ricky james...

Dick Gregory

1. Dick Gregory – Slang term that can be used in place of “Jack Shit”. As in, you don’t know Jack Shit. The Dick Gregory variation is als..

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