The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Zedus

1. The absolute gayest of gay. The word comes from a small tick-infested town in Connecticut. (Think Liberaci, Richard Simmons.) Over-the-..

Plard

1. 1. When used as a portmanteau in reference to GSN's TV show Playmania, it means "PLAymania retaRD". 2. Someone who gets..

Zombiepenis

1. An Undead Persons (Zombie) Penis Wow that zombie has a big Zombiepenis See zombiepenis, zombie, zomg!..

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