The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Fart From The Heart

1. Sending a fart in the mail to a loved one for the purpose of shock and awe. A fart is packaged in a container and mailed to a recipient ..

Kick A Baby

1. when you are so mad you could kick a baby im so mad i could kick a baby or something tiny and cute See kick, baby, kicking, babies, ti..

Kung-fu Jesus

1. A bloody wanker, who everybody hates Everybody hates Kung-Fu jesus See fag, hater, whores, fucker, fuck..

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