The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Zanging

1. When something is seen as amazing. That concert was zanging. See amazing, interesting, fantastic, great, winner 2. The use of a tele..

Amish Butter-churner

1. When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air..

Omglet

1. like omg, except not as drastic and used with sarcasm "omg you hax0r" -response "omglet ohnoes nublet"..

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