The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Pgp

1. A pubic hair in plain view of the public, usually found on a toilet seat. Pube Gone Public. Instead of sitting on the toilet to unlo..

Here's The Kicker

1. basically.. here is the ironic, or surprise part of what someone is telling you I went to the store yesterday, here's the kicker, ..

Mkis

1. short for "my keyboard is stolen" e.g. when you are playing lousy. "Man, you suck today!!11oneone" "mkis..&qu..

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