The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Hosickle

1. A slang term to describe promiscuous women in sub zero climates. You best go back into your igloo, cause you nothing but a damn hosickl..

Gaffer It Up

1. When a FIT girl has an ugly face you put a bag on over her head and gaffer it up with gaffer tape to ensure one does not come to displea..

Zayers

1. San Fernando Valley stoner term for their parents. Dude, my zayers are raggin' on me. See parents, rents, family..

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