The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

[panus]

1. A synonym for 'taint' or 'gooch,' a panus is the space between the penis/scrotum and anus - thus, the panus. She ru..

Ilat

1. "I laugh at that" or "I'm laughing at that" Guy 1: Some guy just landed into the mud when he tripped. Guy 2: ..

Toozbear

1. Referring to an immature high school boy who likes to pull dumb pranks.... Oh wow that douche is such a toozbear See bear, prank, call..

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