The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Pulling A Linda

1. When a mom finds out about a high school party, calls all of the parents who had children involved in the party, and then tells the pare..

Asspig

1. n: One who gives up sex easily via the anal-sphinchter Look at that fag backing-up on every man in this joint! He is such an 'ass..

Zugly

1. Zugly is when someone is so ugly that when u look at them it sorta has a little knock out gas from there B.O...and so you sorta fall asl..

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