The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Mad Mardigan

1. Type of shot that entails a warm shot of tequila and a raw chicken. Mixology: 1 oz warm tequila (preferably a shitty brand). When you..

Zijian

1. a large round penis. stop being a zijian dammit See -_-..

Google-hunting

1. Searching the internet for information. a) You have to do a project for school. He went google-hunting about the French Revolution for..

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