The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Neckboob

1. A pouch of soft, delicate fat located on the necks of guinea pigs who are particularly powerful. ex: Glib Maude has a neckboob y'a..

Unjack

1. To take off earphones from its jack instead its earphones. Person 1: Dude, someone glued these earphones to my head! Person 2: Just un..

Low Temperature

1. Apparantly in text language to year7s low temperature means not hot. Year8s think it means not cool. Monica- OMGSH he is so hot. Hayl..

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