The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Modar

1. n. Someone who is very knowledgeable about heraldry. v. To discuss (usually at great length) on a topic of the Middle Ages or Renaissan..

Exonerated

1. When one has been subject to the ejaculation of semen (especially in the face). He exploded man-juice all over her face. She stood, ex..

Quackjack

1. LSD dissolved in Jack Daniels, usually 70 micrograms per shot. Mary was tossin' back those quackjacks hard until she thought the E..

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