The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Super Nipple

1. a way of discribing something that is large in size and quite in explainable. that thing was so super nipple it coulda been a black dud..

Niagara Falls Impression

1. when one throws-up. Prone to happen after pregaming with appletinis. Phrase originated in a Boston pizza in Niagara Falls, ON. Jeremy..

Jimbles

1. definition of the male genitals. wee weepenisballscock wang schlong my boyfriend is very well hung in the jimbles department See gen..

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