The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Hoe Guard

1. skankily dressed college girls who booty shake to the beat of college marching band music "Wow the color guard is in time but the ..

Aiiy0

1. another word for Aye Yo User #1 says: aiiy0 User #2 says: whats up? See aiiy0, aye, ayo, sex..

Douchebags

1. 1. Multiple people who commit consistent douchebaggery grouped together 2. Several vaginal cleaning apparatuses Saw a whole bunch of d..

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