The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Basrape

1. a basrape is another word for a dumbass, except using the word dumbass is too polite. like if you're a basrape, you're not jus..

Asslicker

1. One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kiss..

W.o.f. Waste Of Fuck

1. An individual who is so worthless/incompetent/lazy that it would've been more productive for offspring's parents to not have e..

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