The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Party Rockers

1. Djs that do what they do best, play a party and rock the house! They play only one kind of music, good music. Any genre is fair game for..

Head Blag

1. Originating in north east England. Someone that you hate, who for some reason their every action gets right on your tits. Might be a nic..

Yarak

1. the turkish word for penis.You can call it people without them knowing what the fuck you are on about. "e.g. What a large yarak&qu..

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