The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Zoe Waller

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Jizz Box

1. An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen. My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I..

Kassimatis

1. A person who gets everything in life handed to them by their daddy without working a day in their life. These people are usually tough s..

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