The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Black Dung

1. Pronunciation: 'blak 'd&(ng) Function: noun 1: What one gets after a heavy night of drinking Guinness or Guinness Extra ..

Turd In A Punch Bowl

1. Someone or something that spoils a good mood. Person 1: That was an awesome movie! Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects. Person ..

Patronitical

1. The act of patronizing a person. When one is in the act of patronizing another person or when being patonizing or condescendingto someon..

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