The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Mommy Dearest

1. The term applied to a homosexual man who will knock you out and suck your dick. "Man, I woke up with a knot on my head, and my pan..

Omfgotz

1. Derived from the commonly used term OMG or OMFG. Has the same meaning as the above, the only difference is the G is spelled out gangsta-..

W00tersc00ter

1. A veriable on w00t.. just to say something is cool. Originally from CS. Guy 1: I gave him a friggin headshot! Guy 2: w00tersc00ter!11!..

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