The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Armpit Muff

1. when a person has so much armpit hair it resembles a muff ewwww that dirty russian kid put a hair scrunchie in his armpit muff See arm..

Zzaps

1. Zzaps, a name often given to people with mental problems. These sorts of people have been known to commit extreme acts of obscenities up..

Uncouth

1. Vulgar, Unrefined, Common Look at him over there hes sratching himself while eating with his hands how uncouth where does he think he i..

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