The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

1. A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has..

13 Pounder

1. A word used to describe the average size of a girls vagina in the great state of nebraska. Random fact: largest vagina in the world weig..

Assburgers Syndrome

1. it is when your body (most likely ass) shits out burgers. it is very painfull but only a myth hey my friend just got dignost with Assb..

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