The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Quieftologist

1. An amateur or scientist who studies the natural phenomena of the quief Dr. Randy Pucker, noted queftologist and Director of the Institu..

Cowboy Bob

1. A lazy bastered who failed out of Shepherd College and spends most of his days not showering, trying to get laid, smoking weed, or getti..

Redtard

1. a retard that also has red skin and usually early puberty Gang of kids: piss off to the zoo jeremy you redtard Loner(jeremey): it does..

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