The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Contact

1. A replacement term that can always be used instead of "high five," "pound" etc. "Contact" works in any ..

Ya Hums

1. Another way to say "your mother", but in a less provocative manner as part of a comical slight; I thought that smell was comi..

Nvd

1. Chief cause of suicide by unleashing rabid squirrels onto your own body NVD is a threat to suicide clinics everywhere, and it smells re..

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