The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Glamour Parking

1. Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, ..

Eastsider

1. The eastsider is when you make the east coast gang sign, and apply it (to a girl) the same way as you would the shocker. This is done w..

Lob Shot

1. Preformed during a water polo game, the lob shot is an attempt to loft the ball over the goalie's head and into the back of the net..

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