The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Unjump

1. Dane...What were you expecting? Dane you are so unjump.....

Knick Knacks

1. the thing you wear under your pants/skirt, not to be confused with "panties" which is a retarded american word that we have no..

W00t Sauce

1. a feeling to descibe a very wet feeling in the pants ewwwwwww.. w00t sauce going down the leg See happy, wet, w00t, excited, sauce..

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