The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Adlm

1. ADLM stands for the initials of the surnames of 4 of the smartest and most entrepreneurial in Bristol university. They wipe their asses..

Zuner

1. From the English "Zune-owner". Noun. 1. One who tries to be cool and fails miserably. 2. One who is friendless. 1. Aw, I lo..

You Carve Fast

1. To work quickly in the act of chatting up Two men in a club, who see an attractive female. Man A approaches the woman, and within secon..

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