The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Zimmix

1. A term used to describe a cool and great and excellently amazing person. Congrads Zimmix, You have just won the nobel prize, the ..

Ijimp

1. I jizzed in my pants. I wrote a definition on the Urban Dictionary and IJIMP. See i, jizzed, in, my, pants..

Zero-wheel-drive

1. A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture. A: How did you get here? B: ..

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