The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Hobo Salsa

1. To puke, vomit, regurgitate in a particularly nasty fashion - from cheap booze and poor food choices - that it reminds you of a homeless..

Novel-wa

1. The term given to any asian novel brought over to america under the assumption that someone will read it just because it is japanese. sh..

Wigger

1. (n) see Eminem Mike is one big fucking wigger. 2. a fuking white tryhard ausie who thinkz dey blak but man they white as da fuking c..

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