The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

I Was Hiking The Appalachian Trail.

1. Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious. Randy: Hey, ..

Army Strong

1. Slogan of the U.S. Army. Brought in for The Hulk, as he was incapable of properly saying 'Army of One' when he became a cheif..

Dallas Taylor

1. The coolest man ever to live. Dallas sang for underoath until their newest SHIT CD, They're Only Chasing Safety. His work on song..

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