The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Vag Pulp

1. The loose vaginal particles floating about in a bottle of menstrual fluid that is about to be consumed. Unlike my taste in orange juice..

Uncle Steve

1. A complete tool; someone who lacks respect from anyone, and talks a big game and it just makes them sound more retarded. Hey Matt, lets..

Vagungus

1. A particularly nasty fungal infection of a lady's naughty bits You know how your sister's been walking strangely lately...yea..

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