The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Yepo

1. A weird word that seems to make sence. Created by Kez originally, and put on this by...erm... Used in place of the word yes. Jordan: Ar..

Goreous

1. Used as an adjective to describe someone or something that is covered in blood, gore, or giblets (the gamer slang definition). "Th..

Suck Todays Dick

1. To take a massive rip out the bong (LUX Scientific or whatever you have) for the first time each day. Every day yo, what time is it? T..

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