The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Porn Face

1. A woman who isn't beautiful or pretty, but could definitely appear in a pornographic movie. "Gretchen Wilson has porn face!&q..

Haxx0red

1. the act of being hax'd joo been haxx0red 2. a rarely used term for being pwned Your face is gonna be haxx0red in 2 seconds.. bi..

Marijana

1. A very sweet name, commonly associated with funny and cute girls that are definately NOT fat. ;) Marijana is VERy Funky. Yippie Ippie..

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