The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Ass Fire

1. A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat. After cycling 60 miles his ass..

J6stik

1. Extremely wicked-awesomeperson who is probably cooler than you'll ever be. "J6stik is the coolest guy I've ever met befo..

Raynorism

1. The church in which members in percussion ensemble and percussionists in concert band believe, Matt Raynor is God. Their chant: Hail R..

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