The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Flying J

1. A person that is extremely addicted to Socom II online. He has already surpassed two-hundred playing hours and he is a rank-up whore. &..

Lone Tree

1. A small boring city, where there is nothing 2 do. And the cops here are retarded and would get shot somewhere else. Hey lets go to Lone..

Yared

1. The result of a Jared and a moron at the supermarket that misspells said name on a birthday cake. (Friend reading cake aloud) "Hap..

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