The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Lardass

1. a fat person, someone who eats a lot, wide-load my friends lardass girlfriend ate my house. 2. An extremely fat kid that refuses to g..

Usian

1. 1. Of or pertaining to the United States of America 2. A Citizen of the United States of America A sometimes pejorative term coined in..

Ratch

1. gross, disgusting or just plain shick ass shiznit. My brother is ratch! 2. Cumbrian slang term, meaning to rummage or search for some..

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