The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Zig-a-zig-ah

1. 1. v. To enjoy oneself 2. v. To partake in enjoyable activities of the PG kind. 3. v. To wear excessive amounts of makeup and platform..

Yoa

1. Pronounced - 'Yaw' An attractive girl. "Yeah man, that chick, she was a yoa man!" "Yeah dude, I loves me som..

Chriszani

1. A term for a moment of slowness, confusion, and or dumbness. It is used as a noun, and the adjective form is Chriszanic, helping describ..

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