The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Icelandic

1. the real most bad-ass scandinavians...so bad-ass they got kicked out of normal scandinavia. they make chuck norris look like a small chi..

Lump

1. 1. A great song by The Presidents of the United States of America. 2. Someone who does nothing but sit around. Lump is a great song. ..

Quegg

1. Shirt lifting, bum bashing fruit Julian Clarey 2. A man with no pubic hair around their genitalia who enjoys showering in the company..

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