The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Kamalsaleh

1. a scumfuck "Um, wow, you are sucha kamalsaleh!" See scumfuck, loser, jerk, haha, nice..

One Hit Wheelchair Weed

1. A weed, so powerful, that taking only one hit, will cause you to need a wheelchair. Man, I got some good shit, it's one hit wheelc..

Kama Sutra Cougar

1. a krispy that endures sprains and rugburns while experimenting on the trapeze Mags - why does krispy have a neckbrace on today? stree..

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