The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Yay Monkey

1. a person who uses cocaine a lot. Tracy and Stephanie are yay monkeys! See yay, coke, yayo, cocaine, skeeted..

Shifau

1. (pronounced: shi-'fow). Expletive. A mixed-up contraction of: shit, fuck, and aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggg. Something you say w..

0 Girls 1 Cup

1. Similar to 2 Girls 1 Cup - but without the girls. Porn for boring people. Typical viewer of 0 Girls 1 Cup: Oh, baby. The curves of that..

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