The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Color Clairvoyant

1. Someone who can tell the color of an m&m just by tasting it. Teacher: What the hell are you doing? Student: I'm trying to see..

Domin Sticks

1. Intensive/extensive hours of video game play. Yeah, Drew was Domin sticks last night. He beat all of Halo 3 in 4 hours. See gamin, xbo..

Alien Toe

1. the term used to describe the male genetalia of an alien. yo motha fucker, i got alien toed last night. See green monster, green teaba..

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