The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Feek Up

1. Derivative of "shut the fuck up" usually used when a person is too lazy to say that entire phrase. (person who you don't..

Pro Combo

1. A very popular technique used in the multiplayer game series, Halo. This "combo" involves throwing a grenade at there feet to ..

Friley

1. retarded person that could build god with a block of wood and a pocket knife he friley'd that piece of wood See jesus..

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