The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Nandu

1. phenomenal sex god, usually referred to when talking about sex DAMN! He is such a nandu! See sex, badass, dick, god 2. Boxter drivin..

Pilsburry Doughboy

1. to poke someone in the stomach, often envoking a small giggle; make be used to annoy or flirt Aw man, when Jack kept pilsburry doughboy..

Alyxe

1. Pronounced al-ee-xee, to alyxe someone is to give them massive blowjobs multiple times over and over again The girl gave me a good alyx..

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