The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

One Eyed Midget

1. slang for your penis Beating the one eyed midget See trouser snake, tally-wacker, one eyed monster..

Man Forest

1. The hairy pubic region on the body of the male sex. Dude my man forest is getting overgrown, i need to get my friend to trim it with a ..

Gerbler

1. Someone who inserts rodents into their rectum for sexual pleasure. Usually the animal is declawed and detoothed first to avoid injury. ..

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