The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Assless Pants

1. Similar to chaps, but more like regular pants with the asses cut out David Lee Roth constantly wore assless pants...

With Six, You Get Egg Rolls

1. The term used on first and/or second dates to make your date feel confused and uncomfortable, (but will make them feel special and jazze..

Zunicorn

1. When a zebra fucks a unicorn nick: did you see that zunicorn? Sergio: yea!!! fkn radtastic dude See zebra, unicorn, fucked, sex, zuni..

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