The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Engorgio

1. The spell Professor Moody uses to enlarge himself. He learned this from Dumbledore who is inevitably, gay. "Engorgio!" "..

What A Life!!

1. say this in response to a stupid comment to describe someone's lame actions Dude, that was lame..."What a life!!" you le..

Ingloo

1. its a bathroom in london.use thats where the loo is..and it takes place in an igloo "i took a shit in the ingloo today and it was ..

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