The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Braps

1. n. A deragotory term used for the breasts of a 'ho' (Whore/Slag/Lucie) 'Oi, slag, get your Braps out!!' 'Nice..

Zeropa

1. Europe, for what it's worth nowadays. See Chiraqistan. In Zeropa, they're all hoity-toity about the US, but soon they'l..

Urban Biathlon

1. Far more accessible than the winter and summer Olympic Biathlons, an Urban Biathlon is riding a bicycle 10 miles, stopping at a batting ..

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