The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Gay Hijuchi

1. An action that is excessively stupid or unintelligent. If you "pull a Gay Hijuchi," then you just did something retarded. &qu..

Queet Or Queef

1. The sound of gas coming from a female's vaginal organs. Ooooh baby, is that queef I smell? 1. The sound of gas coming from a fem..

Zombie Fingered

1. When playing Call of Duty World at War: Nazi Zombies; When your teammate fails to cover his window and lets in a nazi zombie whom prompt..

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