The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Ofos

1. A popular acronym in butch/femme lesbian subculture. OFOS stands for "Old Fashioned, Old School". Refers to a relationship w..

Ltao

1. Abbv. Slang Laughed Their Asses Off Similar to LMAO but referring to a group. I told a joke that made them LTAO! See laugh, ass, laug..

Hemmed Up

1. To be arrested or jumped. Any thing that may hold you up. An inconvenience may be refered to as a Hem Up. Also to fix the hemline on th..

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