The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Club Mydia

1. A term used to denote any nasty, disgusting club/bar environment where the potential for low-class hook-ups and STD's are high. &q..

Shitfield

1. Where Tim O'Brien drowned that poor son of a bitch Kiowa for snappin' up his girl. In Vietnam. During the war. See Tim O'..

Poopstop

1. A tall, lanky, curly blonde headed ass clown that is a dick to girls way out of his league. Wow that Matt kid is a poopstop, he has no..

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