The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Zitzer

1. A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face wit..

Bae Bae

1. like if someone says something wrong and u dont agree with them then you say bae bae.........or you can just say say it just to be sayin..

Zmose

1. a drinking game in which a group of players positions themselves in a circle around a can of beer and a shot glass. The can is passed th..

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