The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Pubeblanket

1. a blanket made entirely of Pubes Damn that swimmer looks like a gaint pubeBlanket See pube, cock, squirrel, monkey, miller 1. a blan..

Clock It

1. 1. To get somewhere quickly. 2. To just quickly rush something. Guys, sorry I gotta go! I gotta clock it over to Mike's house! M..

Toupeedar

1. The ability to tell when somebody is wearing a toupee. "I had no idea Ted Danson was going bald. I have the worst toupeedar."..

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