The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Outcommunicado

1. The inability of one to communicate their true self with others for fear of judgement, rejection and disgust. People thought they knew ..

Ice-creaming

1. the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to d..

Envirodangerist

1. Any person who posses a permanent threat the the environment, and who's carbon footprint is bigger than Paul Bunyan's. Easy ..

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