The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Anthony Ohe

1. A gook. Commonly used for target practice. Anthony put on this straw hat and run out in the field while i shoot at you. See U.S. Army..

Jobblie-dangos

1. A combination of the English term for boobies, 'Jobblies,' crossed with the Austrailian term for boobies, 'Dangos,' ..

Butt Collector

1. (noun)1.A person infatuated with the rectal region and will hoard. 2.One with homosexual persuasion. The village is full of butt colle..

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