The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Mexican Jetlag

1. a hang-over. Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass. See h..

Grass Bonfire

1. When you light a field of marijuana on fire Hey dude there was a grass bonfire near my house See bonfire..

Urban Balloon

1. A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don&apos..

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