The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Fanny Patty

1. A person who is a sissy sally or has many peaks and valleys or mood swings. John is a Fanny Patty. See Kookaburra..

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1. dying with laughter *dead* is a west indian/caribbean derived term guy1 types: yeah so, i woke up naked next to a 63 year old woman on..

J-roll

1. The act of crossing the street on a bike without a crosswalk. Usually happens with little kids who don't pay attention. Similar to ..

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