The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Jesus Christ Monkey Balls

1. term used by officer harris of south park jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent ric..

Exploding Cow

1. putting a match to a cows arse when is about to fart then stand back and admire the your just work as the cows explodes. "(Califor..

Kendralyn

1. 1. a skank, hoe, or whore. someone who has intercourse with everyone, male or female. 2.white trash OMG that girl is such a Kendralyn...

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