The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Irish Bard

1. Modern day leprechaun. Wizard of wonderful turn of phrase and inventor of words, a media manipulator, an ironical yet optimistic postmod..

Flufer

1. A unit to measure my love for you baby I love you flufers See love, loving, feeling, feelings..

Jablinskied

1. When a teenager of dubious financial background promises to pay you back, but does not -- claiming poverty. Dave-o totally jablinskied ..

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