The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Fanti-gotting

1. This is a very distrubing act where an otherwise normal male starts fantasizing about ass-wrecking another (usually of smaller stature) ..

Now Seriously Folks...

1. Taken from a popular stand up comedian expression, this phrase is used when someone makes a bad joke, and there is a moment of awkward s..

Churchrat

1. A ghetto-dwelling or ghetto-acting african-american female who goes to a church. She also claims she loves jesus and god. However, the..

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