The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Manwand

1. A dick; penis; not a vagina. Hey Rex, do you wanna suck my manwand? See dick, cock, george w. bush, your mom..

Alrighty Rooskie!

1. A state of existential bliss. Nirvana if you would. "Hey bud what are you up to?" "Watching tv with kate" "..

Ralphred

1. A combination of the names "Ralph" and "Alfred." It is without a doubt the most awesome name ever, and is meant for ..

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