The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Mitch'l

1. One who has sex with waffles, whines, complains, dislikes hugs, pwn's at Halo 3, prissy, whiney, straightens his hair. Dude. You&a..

Pussy Smorgisbord

1. being so overwhelmed with pussy it is like a buffet or a smorgisbord of pussy when there is a wide selection of pussy that you can dip..

Zoop,schloop

1. What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere. Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!..

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