The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Uncle Scrooged

1. To be screwed beyond royal proportions. That Asshole spawn killed me. I got Uncle Scrooged!!! See scrooge, scrooged, uncle, uncle scr..

Homemade Smokes

1. It is where you get all the old Butts with bits of tabbaco in them, then you put it all together and get a piece of paper and role it up..

Jack Russel Terrier

1. The speaker of the house for the Weak Beagle Committeem, right hand man of the beagle...he will make you his bitch and give you a hot lu..

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