The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Zip-carring

1. zip-carring (v.): the act of renting and using a zip car i'm zip-carring up to westchester on friday to see my dad. See car, ren..

Slaughter

1. 1. To brutally seize the existance of a being. Brutally. (Kill, Murder, Massacre, Slay, Butcher) 2. An 80's 'metal' band..

A "cher"

1. A woman you see from a distance and think she is really hot! But as you get closer and she turns around it ends up being a 60 year old u..

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