The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Masen

1. The Best Name Ever! Masen means handsome and heartbreaker. Masen is the most sweetest person people know. & the greatest friend. Mas..

Mommy Udders

1. A phrase used to describe a pregnant womans breasts. They are typically very large tits that just hang off her chest and jiggle as she w..

Underbob

1. the act of masturbation with the non dominant hand...thumb facing towards the balls. i have myself an underbob last night....felt like ..

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