The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Alyxe

1. Pronounced al-ee-xee, to alyxe someone is to give them massive blowjobs multiple times over and over again The girl gave me a good alyx..

Insta-karma

1. Insta-karma is just a better sounding version of instant karma it is when someone does something either rude or something nice and then ..

Verification Wipe

1. Wiping ones rear end for fear that the flatulence just expelled may have inadvertently gone to the next level. i.e. verifying whether or..

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