The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Hascall

1. 1. one of the best kinds of names out there 2. one of those people who are always into something... i.e. that curious one i.e. like th..

Fukery

1. Kind of like a bakery exept instead of bread you make fucks. Lets go to the fukery already you fucking whore!! See fuck, sex, prostitu..

Kishen

1. a male Indian. Usually very lazy, and obsessed with KFC, PFC, Nandos and Chick 'n' Spice (all chicken restaurants) "I&ap..

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