The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Quwedgie

1. Wedgie of the armpit. Jake had the meanest quwedgie when his shirt bunched up his armpit. See wedgie, jake, bunch, ew, his 1. Wedgie..

Potatowned

1. Originally used when someone noticed that Merry or Meriadoc Brandybuck in The Lord of the Rings seemed to pronounce potatowned quite wel..

Zeplain

1. verb. of Jewish origin - the act of ordering a female numerous shots - preferably jaeger or rumplemintz - at a bar, while motioning with..

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