The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Quirkmuffin

1. A hot, yet quirky guy. Usually of the semetic persuaion. Joe Trohman is my little quirkmuffin See quirky, hot, jewish, muffin, trohman..

Boogalooed

1. To lose to a lesser opponent because of the miniscule failure of a teammate to put forth their maximum effort at any point during the ga..

Holitis

1. (n.) inflammation of a body cavity or sphincter, particularly the asshole. That guy fucked me too hard for too long and now I have holi..

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