The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Ring Tailed Bandit

1. A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though. Damn ring tailed bandit stole t..

Zoopies

1. zoopies are created by wrapping a plastic bag tightly around the end of a stick, then lighting the plastic bag on fire. hold the stick 5..

W.h.a.l.e.

1. The Waterfront Historic Area LeaguE, also known as WHALE, is a non-profit historic preservation organization located in New Bedford, Mas..

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