The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Hairies

1. Term used to get people to say the word "huh". Invented in 2001 at Nova High School, the hairies has seen a rejuvination at th..

Ipoo'd

1. When you have an accident on your ipod. Dude I just accidentally shat on my ipod! Lolz you ipoo'd! See ipoo, ipoo'd, ipood,..

Cuginette

1. The consort of the Cugine. Saturday Night fever gals. Big hair, tight outfits, gum, and of course the platforms! Classic term for typica..

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