The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Zepplin Race

1. when a ladies breasts are larger than the norm, but firm enough to hold their own. "wow , look at the norks on her, its neck and n..

Grande Meal

1. To describe an act, place, or thing that is absalutely awsome. "Dude thats a fuckin grande meal" See taco, bell, grande, mea..

Mudshot

1. turgid wet mix of poo that is ejected with a single flexing of the gut. Shrapnel splatter is an acceptable casualty, but the bulk of th..

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