The Mess Express

What is The Mess Express?

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

Quintiplet

1. when there is a slutty female who has erect penis in her but hole vagina and mouth and 2 semi-erect penises in her nostrils. we just ha..

Zinkerton

1. A race car driver who loves to drink budlight, fuck random hoes, and snores like a fuckin chainsaw. He is the number 2 driver for the..

Koreophile

1. Also spelled 'Koreaophile' but harder to pronounce. Similar to Japanophile, it's a person who is extremely obsessed with..

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