The Michael Jordan

What is The Michael Jordan?

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You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

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