The Michael Jordan

What is The Michael Jordan?

1.

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)

The Michael Jordan

See sex, michael jordan, cum, dunk, facial, missionary position, tongue, fucking, sex positions, champion, halo 3, woman, wash, dishes, cool, hilarious, thing, ever
56

Random Words:

W00ties
1. Adorable exclaimation of joy and excitement, usually used by females. He bought me a new car. w00ties!..
Read more
Backshot
1. To perform a backshot, you gotta screw somebody from behind, bareback. either hole will do. Now, when you pull out instead of blowin it ..
Read more
Haitian-style
1. When you take a dump and instead of flushing the used toilet paper, you put it in the trash can next to the toilet. People from Haiti d..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free