The Minivan

What is The Minivan?

1.

Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).

Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)

I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!

See the shocker

2.

Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.

The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!

See fingering, shocker, sex, foreplay

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