What is The Minivan?
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Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)
I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!
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Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.
The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!
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THE INDIE OATH:
a) thou shalt not spread the indie-greatness. 'Tis our indie-little-secret.
b)thou shalt not own a single mainstr..
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The act of popping up the collar of a polo shirt, so it covers the neck.
Twenty years ago kids in ghetto wore their collars popped, now..
