What is The Minivan?
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Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)
I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!
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Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.
The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!
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Random Words:
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Just an enhanced version of calling someone a jerk. this word combines "jerk" and "jack in the box" to create "..
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Extremely small, made from the words nano, tiny, small, and mini.
man 1: DUDE!!! you just stepped on my pet dog!!
man 2: thats a dog!..
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Lesbisch women sometimes falls over these due to the high levels of starch in present day society.
The Lesbisch tripped over my vicars ..
