What is The Minivan?
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Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)
I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!
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Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.
The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!
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Piss weak lager.
I was driving later, so I stuck to the Pudding Lager.
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Piss weak lager.
I was driving later, so I stuck ..
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Taken from one girl at summer camp, the phrase "Quiet Llama" refers to someone who is so tired that she or he is practically d..
