What is The Minivan?
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Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)
I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!
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Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.
The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!
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Random Words:
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Genitalia of a male human
Jared fondled Steven's twinklepouch.
See twinkle, pouch, twinklepouch, sack, balls, testes, testicles..
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an adjective used to describe someone slithery or snake like.
the following are slothernly: snakes, slugs, noodles, tounges, and worms...
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No four times or also known as no no no no. an extreme form of saying no
Guy: So, you wanna go out sometime?
Girl: Ew! No No Twice!..