The Mister Purps

What is The Mister Purps?

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.

" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.

See wine, shit, purple, purps, toilet

Jizz Martini

1. To ejaculate into a martini glass. We made passionate love all night, then I drank his Jizz Martini See jizz, cum, jixx, skeet, martin..

Flobbling

1. Wobbling bits of fat on a person. He kept flobbling my arm even though I told him not to. See wobbling 2. the movement of having sex..

Quayfagmo

1. A quayfagmo is someone who is such a fagot, that he can only be decribed by the 4 main words as such. They are queer, gay, fagot, homose..

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