What is The Mitten?
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A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.
Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.
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Random Words:
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crispy crusty dry fanny lips
oh my god man....bet roz's got a right pair of quaver lips
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collective noun of gammin
group of foolish people..