The Mitten

What is The Mitten?


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A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.

Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.

See sex act, sex, beastiality, cock, furry


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