What is The Mitten?
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A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.
Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.
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(Noun) 1. The hot sweet labia of the vagina of a hot woman. Each vagina has two vagina crumpets, which may be served on a platter or wit..
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noun - Sudden need to masterbate, causing disappearance to the bathroom.
"Where's Chris?"
"He saw that girl's..
