What is The Mitten?
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A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.
Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.
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Nerdi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living nerds. They give their counterpart a characteristi..
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Simply to bust a nut anywhere on someones body.
Yo bitch, I'm gonna vanilla splash in yo face
Hey Girl, want some of my vanilla s..