What is The Mitten?
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A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.
Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.
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Adj.
A combination of the words "impregnated" and "in cognito" devised by myself.
Literally: a woman who is prega..
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When some jive-ass turkey tries to talk over you, you lay down a tart "NIGGA HUSH!"
"I killed your ass, foo!"
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