What is The Mitten?
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A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.
Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.
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to have sex in the 90s style
"all I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom zoom and boom boom!
Just shake your rump!" (Wreckx-in-Effect..
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A person who is acting more than a douche; when the word "douche" is not enough to describe a persons dumb decisions, actions,..
