What is The Mitten?
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A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.
Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.
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Noun: When you pull a used tampon out of a girl and stick it up her ass, it becomes a chocolate covered cherry popsicle
"so she sa..
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a very stupid, dumb, super stale, boring,or awkward moment
Nikki:Man today was so good and everythang was going smooth. Everyone was la..