What is The Moldman?
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A tall asexual being who has blond big bigbirdish hair. He is a soon to be legeend on Layola campass as a freshman next fall. He lurks in the shadows stalking his prey of beutifull young women, and has a large asortment of weponry and medieval torture devices, see
College guy one: Dude, what the hell happened last night, i heard like 15 ambulances came and like 3 12 y/o's lost their hymens?!
College guy two: Dude, it was
The MoldMan !
College Guy One: No fukin way dude!
Random Words:
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to insure that no one sits in your seat for five minutes if you get up (to throw out trash, go to the bathroom, grab some chips, etc.)
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spanish term for Alejandro's pretty balls
Alejandro played with las kristatas and Willy before going to bed.
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Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.
Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live under..
