The Moldman

What is The Moldman?


1.

A tall asexual being who has blond big bigbirdish hair. He is a soon to be legeend on Layola campass as a freshman next fall. He lurks in the shadows stalking his prey of beutifull young women, and has a large asortment of weponry and medieval torture devices, see iron maiden. he also collects fossils, but these may actually be his victimes remains. The MoldMan is renown for doing what no one else will do, he is the extreme in all circumstances.

College guy one: Dude, what the hell happened last night, i heard like 15 ambulances came and like 3 12 y/o's lost their hymens?!

College guy two: Dude, it was The MoldMan!

College Guy One: No fukin way dude!


50

Random Words:

1. a phrase used when hit upside the head by a small case of temporary Alzheimer's disease. "Why did you do it?" "I d..
1. 1. Any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider. 2. Any male or f..
1. A person who thinks he/she is all that, but they aren't all what they say they are. You maybe have heard it in the song "Bohem..