What is The Moldman?
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A tall asexual being who has blond big bigbirdish hair. He is a soon to be legeend on Layola campass as a freshman next fall. He lurks in the shadows stalking his prey of beutifull young women, and has a large asortment of weponry and medieval torture devices, see
College guy one: Dude, what the hell happened last night, i heard like 15 ambulances came and like 3 12 y/o's lost their hymens?!
College guy two: Dude, it was
The MoldMan !
College Guy One: No fukin way dude!
Random Words:
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The art of juggling dildos.
Or
Juggling random sex toys.
My girlfriend knows higgly juggly
See sexy, talent, turn-on, jigglypuff..
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A chick on her rag, sometimes smells like a bear in heat.
Moldilocks ain't sleeping in my bed or eating my porridge...
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Strange/Random hookup with a girl at a party. Pussy as a party favor. Party Pink.
I can't wait for Crazy Carl's party I hea..
